He's here....

...in a red Corvette!  Way to go, Santa!

  You never know how the Old Elf will arrive, or what will meet him.  Oh, sure, a plate of cookies and a glass of milk are okay, but what about some Vernor's Ginger Ale (don't think that's around any longer), or a Coke at least.
  As he speeds around the world he gets to see a lot of different ways to celebrate.  In the good ole' USA we have different things or ways to light stuff up.

Southwest

   In the desert Southwest there are Saguaro Cacti to light up, but somehow I think you could get your hands on a Christmas tree, US and Canadian farmers sell 37 million of them a year.

Dairy farms celebrate, this one's in Wisconsin

  Some farmers grow trees, and some produce the milk, actually that's the cows job, but you get the idea.  Decorate the silo but hope Santa aims for the chimney.

A seafaring Christmas.

  Some things used to celebrate, like chocolate, are shipped in from other countries on ships.  Or, this is Maine, eat lobster.  Gotta have them boats for that.

Merry Christmas everyone, no matter how you celebrate it.