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| An American Greetings Card |
A fart can be QUIET,
A fart can be LOUD,Some leave a powerful
POISONOUS CLOUD.
A fart can be SHORT,
A fart can be LONG,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a SONG.
A fart can create
A MOST CURIOUS MEDLEY,
A fart can be harmless,
Or SILENT, but DEADLY.
A fart might not SMELL,
While others are VILE,
A fart may pass QUICKLY
Or linger AWHILE....
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
WITH STRANGE LOOKS
ON THEIR FACES...
From wide open prairie,
To small elevator,
A fart will find all of us
SOONER OR LATER.
But not all farts are BAD,
This is simply not true,
WE MUSN'T FORGET
DEAR, SWEET, OLD FARTS LIKE YOU!
I received this card from my friend Jeff, well....it was different.
Seasonal Photo:
Fireworks from the tug McAllister in Portland, Maine Harbor
Parade of Lights
Photo: Gordon Ghibrowski Portland Press Herald
And a song:
Bob Wills "Christmas on the Range"
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