There must be..

...an explanation for this loss,
the blame lies right with the boss.
Heaven knows he didn't try,
Left the team hung out to dry.
So he just let a good team lose,
now what are we supposed to choose?

Is he paid by the Yankees? or a crime boss?
How else can you explain this loss?
Leave in a guy who's going downhill,
giving us all a real bitter pill,
He thinks the loss is really neato,
We've got to get rid of the awful Tito!

The man is a jerk, it's time to pass...
this guy on, he's a real horses ass!
He sits and grins and fools around,
while "his" team is run in the ground.
What is his real evil plan?
Or is it just that he don't give a damn?

That's enough of that stuff,
but it rubs me rough,
I think I will no longer choose,
to watch my favorite team lose.
I won't look up the stats, standings or score,
let somebody else do that horrific chore!

Well, leave all this stuff, to someone who cares,
Maybe somebody in Chicago who watches the Bears.
Not much will change the divergent way,
and everyone knows Tito will stay.
I might as well get used to this jerk,
or when the Sox are on, do some other work!

Please don't forget to take time to push,
the big purple button, don't sit on your tush!
and be good to your neighbors, they may be your friend,
or to the family, who lives 'round the bend.
If we're good to each other, and show that we care.
It'll make life worth living and easy to bear.

Have a great non-rainy day!