Two....

... times they've fallen, just in this week,
oh the horrors, I've witnessed, don't dare to peek;
is it worth getting up for, this ornerous task,
what are you talking about, do you dare ask.

What have I witnessed that was so horribly wrong?
Was it the murder of a singer of song?
Was it the act of a whole motley gang?
Was it the way the Anthem was sang?

Well, it's so much simpler than that,
what comes from Boston, and wears a green hat?
Why it's the Celtics', a "former" basketball team,
played two of the worst looking games that I've seen.

I guess there's always hope, that we can cling to,
maybe they'll start winning after the loss of two,
it really doesn't matter in the great scheme of things,
wether or not they get championship rings.

It's much more important for us to act,
and push more buttons, and that's a fact;
those little critters won't mind if we do,
in fact it'll give them some food to chew.

If something needs doing, then do it right,
think once about it, keep it real light,
then you just do it, and it's over and done;
Easy Does It: but do it, you are the one.

Enjoy - shovels here!