Doggie friends, woof yip pant

A Hunter in Mesa City Colorado wave his dog back - click to enlarge
AP photo

Here's what really happened:
Man:  Go get rope boy
Dog:  What the hell is that?
Man:  Rope, you know that twisty stuff like big string.
Dog:  Dude, you aint even making sense.
Man: Hurry up, get going.
Dog: To heck with you, I'm going to take a break.

Reality:  The man was rescued by the fire deptment minutes later, or maybe the person taking phtos.

Wolves in Switzerland. - click to enlarge
Photo: F Coffini, Getty Images

Now tiy to imagine this.  The dog at the top never liked the hunter anyway, he hired those wolves to settle the matter,
and now he's got more problems.