Thursday, July 28, 2011

A day in the life of a Member of Congress

8:30 Wakeup call

10:30 Call limo, Go to office

10:35 Phone call from BZD a defense contractor, invitation to dinner

11:30 Take one call, but only one, from a constituent who is a fiend

1:00 Lunch with A2X president of WDR a government contractor

2:30 Lunch over, deposit twenty-five thousand dollar check from ADRSuperPAC

5:00 Meeting with friends

6:30 Dinner with BZD vice-president and receive a twenty-five thousand dollar check from
BZDSuperPAC.

8:00 Time to go home, call limo, call it another hard day at work. Missed four votes.

End of day: Complain about how hard you work, that'll help.

Need I say more?
The most important job is running for re-election!

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