Friday, December 16, 2011

Nuts

The screen says it all.
  A local area man was stopped for shoplifting the other day.  He had 7 knives of various types, 3 ratchet sets and some other small items.  Not guilty, he said "I always these this time of year.".  He was arrested anyway.
  On the same day a man cut the chain on a hydraulic wood splitter at Home Depot, he was stopped as he pushed the machine across the parking lot.  He told the police he couldn't be arrested for theft because he hadn't left the property.  Wrong, he was arrested for theft and for criminal mischief for cutting the chain.
My diploma!

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