|Illustration by the geezer hisself|
Now most rest areas have been closed to save money for more important things like trips to Russia, you know stuff like that so I can't drink coffee while driving. Those rest areas are now weigh stations too, and busses are checked for illegals as well as weight - the Border Patrol helps with those.
But the signs say "busses and trucks must stop when flashing". Now, you and I both know that that means the light on top of the sign right? Nope, not me I think trucks are flashing. Look.
|Original artwork by the geezer hisself|