|A Hunter in Mesa City Colorado wave his dog back - click to enlarge|
Man: Go get rope boy
Dog: What the hell is that?
Man: Rope, you know that twisty stuff like big string.
Dog: Dude, you aint even making sense.
Man: Hurry up, get going.
Dog: To heck with you, I'm going to take a break.
Reality: The man was rescued by the fire deptment minutes later, or maybe the person taking phtos.
|Wolves in Switzerland. - click to enlarge|
Photo: F Coffini, Getty Images
and now he's got more problems.