|Just about says it.|
My wife decided she would like to do some shopping, she has been house bound for a couple of weeks - so what the heck, let's go.
I had removed my wallet from my pants pocket when I got home too, so I could make the entries in Microsoft Money.
When we were leaving to house I couldn't find my wallet, I slapped my "rear pocket" - nothing! I only had my underwear, shoes and socks and a shirt. Going out with no pants on!
Ahhh! The joys of aging, I love the seventies.