With apologies to Highly Questionable

  First about the title: Highly Questionable is an almost every weekday show on ESPN, and it's one of my favorites.  Now about the story today: It's highly questionable.

  Back in the mid-1960's while visiting the home of a married couple in Navy Housing in Yokohama, Japan, I was introduced to children's books by Dr. Seuss.  One of the titles was "The Cat in the Hat".
I have never figured out how in hell a cat wrote a book.  I am determined to find out how a cat can do such things, so I have tried getting a cat to even, just read to me.  No luck.  Yet.  And, by the way, I wouldn't box with a cat.  Really.