Nitwit...

Dez Bryant is an NFL player,
but when it comes to smarts, he doesn't have a prayer;
he skipped freshman initiation and upset the team,
so he took them all to dinner, as a part of his scheme.

You could tell he wasn't poor,
when they went in Pappas Brothers door,
they enjoyed fine steaks and more fine wine,
for the price of $55,000.00, they did dine.

Here's a nitwit with checkerboard tattoos,
well, that's the pattern he did choose;
you know when he's old, those marks will last,
he'll be known as the man with the checkered past.

There's a nitwit whose skin is elastic,
and I really doubt that it's plastic;
I have tried to figure it out, and I can't put a spin...
on any way known to man, how does he find his chin.

And a nitwit in some other state,
had a dull car he decided to decorate,
he glued stuff on, and then glued some more,
you can't ride because you can't find the door.