Calico Lobster and Language

I could teach you to talk like a Mainer

but it's the words I'd choose,
that aren't allowed on here, so it's a no brainer,
but I will tell you some, there ain't too much to lose.

 Say "by the living (omit), I'll tell you somethin' Bub,

you know that (omit) Norman, well he's just a (omit) (omit)
and that (omit) useless son of his, well I'll tell you what,
every time he opens up his mouth, it's nothin' but smut.

 Now I could keep on going, but you get the idea,

that old time guys like me ain't got much to say;
no we can't talk like that no more around here,
and when they let us do it, well that'll be the day!

Bangor Daily News May 10, 2012
this lobster was caught in Winter Harbor not Winterport.